My arm hurts. When I moved it, instead of saying "ow", I said "pardon me".

So, on Saturday I saw PH, Poo and her Pigeon. We bowled, and I'm pleased to say I came first with 142 points. Minus 100. Yeah so Peter & I suck at bowling, but at least we can suck together. It's like something out of a movie. Ahhh.

Ruth took photos, which it seems may not actually come out. This is a terrible shame, as she decided that it'd be great fun to take photos of the toilets in BHS. I can't believe no one's done it before actually-they're great! The one flaw in the loo photos being that I'm also in them, of course. Speaking of toilets, a completely random woman walked into the ones at Citylimits and announced to everyone in there that she wees more when it's cold. Nice.

And to summarise the rest of it, I pulled Ruth's hair out, Paul tried to feed my lizard to Ruth, Ruth tore up my box of tablets as a reminder that she'd set foot in my room and PH got interrogated by my dad and beaten up by my mum. Oh, and the perfect end to it all-sitting at the dinner table dad said that me and PH could be mistake for brother and sister.

Roughly translated, I had a good day, but everyone else suffered immensely.

Does that sound very negative? I had fun really! And the company wasn't bad, either...