Anyone who has known me long enough (and was bored enough) to have read my old diary will know about Julie, my cabbage girl. The whole point of moving this diary in the first place was because I didn't like the content of the old one, but this is relevant now, so, the emails my baby cabbage girl and I exchanged are here, here, here, here and here. Anyway, the short and short of it is that, today, 7 months after I'd last heard from Julie, she emailed again! Sadly I've lost most of my interest in her now, because I know how she got my email address and that she is just a stupid little girl with nothing better to do with her time than bug me. Of course, I'm also a stupid little girl with nothing better to do than reply to her. That's beside the point though, because I say things that keep myself, at least, entertained. But, yes, she emailed today asking if I knew someone called Julia Something. Or Something. This only really excited me for a little while, because I then realised she's as dull as ever, and I really have nothing to say to her.

But still, it's my cabbage girl!!