Sir Dog just asked me if I've heard anything from Cabbage Girl (when I say just asked me, I mean about 10 minutes ago, but that's irrelevant). Anyway, not only did she email me back a few days ago (I haven't yet replied), but she also decided that now we've exchanged a few weird emails, it gives her the right to send me forwards! That makes me like her even less. And I don't really know what to say in reply to her, but this is what she said:

"look, i throught you were one of my friends mavis
and was asking because i throught up were mavis
do you know julie
and because you are not sacha you have not idear what i'm talking about
and my name is phillis

You'd never guess I've changed the names, would you? Except for the Julie one...