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"Stop! Police!" said the voice in his head as he strolled along the marble floor, which made his, as well as everyone else's feet feel like something very achy. Passing children yelled "She's so annoying" as the realisation hit him that, yes, she really was a pain in his... leg. Quite literally.

He became disheartened as he thought about his missed chance to spend the day with Jennifer Wosit Alias Daredevil Prettygirl. He also thought it was a terrible shame that Michael didn't turn up.

As he was bored, he decided to time travel. Sadly, the annoying girl tagged along with him. He took a trip back to the late 1950s, when white people still very much ruled, and being gay was frowned upon. The trip involved witnessing a lot of prejudice, along with the shock that word like "jeez" were seen to be unacceptable to speak. The trip was Far From Heaven.

He was made to freeze and attack by leaves and he plodded through the jungle, no decent vehicle in site, and Annoying Girl still hanging by his side, continuing to be a pain in the leg.

"Wear it and you shall grow" whispered Annoying Girl, planting a leaf on him. The voices continued as they moved to a desolate location, where only they, and two other people were. "Eat, boy!" yelled one person and she rammed him with a door. "War? What war?? There's a war going on???!!" cried the other person, as he flailed his arms around. He had given up all hope of escaping Annoying Girl, and her two sidekicks, when, quite by surprise, on of the sidekicks said "Come! Come with us! We shall take part in illegal activities and let you escape!". He relief was indescribable, and he walked as fast as his feet could carry him, and escaped from the region, hoping never to return again.

Annoying Girl, however, had a very good time.